WTF is Message ?

[Banditgilmore69]

I am going nuts trying to find out what message is please help me out before I lose my mind even more then normal.

 

[Stanthropical]

Downcat for Updog.

 

[Banditgilmore69]

Downcat for Updog.

It’s updog? Thanks

 

[Samantha000]

Downcat for Updog.

Translation please. In chat rooms asked me "what is messages" I didn't know what the heck was that...

 

[Pranav34]

"messages
Scottish slang for shopping (refers originally to the written shopping list)."

~urban dictionary

lol.. you girls just want shopping everywhere