I live spiders - the deadly ones get swift deaths and all the rest get named or humanely caught and relocated outside. I don't like killing things if I don't have to.
If I knew how, I'd make up a spider sign that said, if you ever hope to reach a ripe old age, I suggest you consider moving to Pheonix's house because your survival chances at my place are zero. Or words to that effect.
Love
Ls x




