You wake up nude...

[Locket44]

I wake up alone smelling of whiskey and covered in baby oil, what the hell happened here!

 

[SamlightIsBack]

Pulls her close and whispers let’s take this to the shower

 

[Stanthropical]

Stab him

 

[Locket44]

Scratch my head and look at him questioningly

 

[SamlightIsBack]

With a huge smile on my face

 

[Locket44]

with something else on his face

 

[Stanthropical]

I don't even know who you are //in Thanos' voice

 

[JudithJ1337]

Uh... um... oh... hey~

Why are we laying in the middle of a grass field in the middle of nowhere?

And where are your clothes? OH MY GOSH, WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES!?!?!

 

[Stanthropical]

*pushes out of bed* gtfo who are you???

 

[J0DIE]

Wonders if I get a gold star

 

[JudithJ1337]

You ready for some fun when my fiance gets back?

 

[Trueman]

Oh god, I'm hard ane ready for some fun with you now @JudithJ1337 till your finace come, and then we all have more intense fun

 

[Someguy1323]

Omg he's hard and ready for fun but Judith left....now I'm gonna leave too. With this bottle of lube because I ran out.