You're living with...

[Oldgymrat]

Looks like Id be living with two of him

 

[Misha000]

Tripping over kettle bells and eating nothing but red meat? Hmmm

 

[nessabbyxo]

For not greeting me with hugs daily

 

[Chubbychappie]

Often chatting and playing games on fcn
Hey! I can’t complain I’m the same

 

[Sarah_100]

Yeahh ! A pet !

 

[AmandaFlirty]

I dont think i would leave the apartment. Neither would you

 

[Chubbychappie]

Yeahh ! A pet !

Mmmmm a mistress
One who will look after her pet
(As long as I behave )

 

[Sarah_100]

Edit (too fast chappie ) :

I dont think i would leave the apartment. Neither would you

Hmmmmm...
Fine by me. ^^

Thread : I take good care of them. You'll see.

 

[LilithX]

Her and her pet are too messy

 

[LillyK]

She's always posing nude around the house talking photos of herself. Even when I have guests over

 

[VintageVixen]

The damage from all the water fights she's had in our place on Wet Wednesday has cost us our damage deposit.

 

[Sarah_100]

I couldn't concentrate on anything with this gorgeous lady around...

 

[Dogowar]

I'd be forever picking up her toys and accoutrements

 

[Stanthropical]

Singing about the queen at 4 a.m. and 8 p.m. Every single day.

 

[Hervy]

Creating interdimentional wormholes in all the house. I lost my toothbrush, God knows where it is in the universe.

 

[Locket44]

She uses all the peanut butter in one go and keeps taking the batteries from my toys

 

[Hervy]

She's not cleaning the bathtub after having a bath/shower, and also, where's my Bad Dragon toy ???

 

[Stanthropical]

Constantly talks to French-word foods and items in French, like omelette, toilet, bidet, baguette, Champaign, etc..

 

[Hervy]

He's not super friendly - and I'd like very much to get along well with him <3

 

[JudithJ1337]

She took the last orange crush AND DIDN'T OFFER TO BUY THE NEST 12 PACK!!!

Also, where's the cum lube for my bad dragon toy? Huh?