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[emptynestcpl]

He snores so loud our neighbor filed a noise complaint

My wife and I were having sex, she walks in and starts cheering us on, giving advice, clapping. She has to go.

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Goes too fucking wild on the weekends since emptying the nest ... brings half the club home and is totally reliving the glory days!

I have to wait in line to use my own bathroom and keep finding large numbers of passed out rave-dressed randoms on sprawled all over the floor on Saturday mornings and have to step over all the munted bodies to get myself breakfast!!

 

[LillyK]

She makes mac-n-cheese. Every. Damn. Day. There's 42 boxes in the cupboard and I don't think she eats anything else... other than whomever she's in her room with rn Dayum they're loud!!!

 

[J4cks0n]

Uses my razor for her legs and never does her own washing so is always stealing my bedding whenever I wash it... I mean come on lol

 

[LillyK]

He has the best fabric softener!!!!!! Oh, complaint? Ummm he gets upset when I borrow his sheets!! I mean... geesh

 

[AmandaFlirty]

Her sexiness distracts me. I just cant concentrate

 

[emptynestcpl]

Flirty?? Nah, Bigger tease. She is always dressed so skimpy, winking, rubbing her body against my wife?? I have a boner all the time. This has got to stop!!!

 

[LillyK]

He wants my body but all he's willing to do about it is awkwardly ask me what my plans are for the night. He then runs to the kitchen and binges on egg rolls wtf

 

[LilithX]

I have to listen to her and @Bdj1992 bang all day and night

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Keep walking in on her posing naked in the vathroom LOCK THE DOOR Woman! Lol

 

[AmandaFlirty]

Chases you around with pillow

 

[Denison]

but does nt share the bed

 

[Bdj1992]

this fucker can not even decide what picture to use? how the actual fuck is he going to pick furniture if i ask him to trash his wrecked shit out of the living room GEEZ!

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Taking my car with out asking and getting multiple speeding tickets

 

[Stanthropical]

Lures raccoons into the garden, so they would eat my tomatoes.

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Brakes my tractor and blames the racoons

 

[LillyK]

Talks to himself constantly! Usually walks around saying "what the fuck are you doing?" Then answers

 

[AmandaFlirty]

Makes me smile with her sexiness

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Talks to himself constantly! Usually walks around saying "what the fuck are you doing?" Then answers

You know me so well.

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Please continue as you are.