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[xyzrp]

is Evil af

 

[Jinxy]

He wants mirrors everywhere so he can flex in them all the time.

 

[Dogowar]

Needs no mirrors as always stunning

 

[xyzrp]

He sleepwalks.
Can't be bringing him back to bed everytime he tries to sleep under the table.

 

[McLOVIN23]

Washes their underwear in the kitchen sink

 

[Jinxy]

Leaves his empty cereal bowls everywhere

 

[Skinnyasfuk]

Leaves the god damn toilet seat down!!!

 

[Stanthropical]

Stealing my motorcycle every weekend.

 

[Stanthropical]

Pepper thief.

 

[Stanthropical]

Amnesiac and slanderer.

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

 

[PumpkinPie]

Hides the fire extinguisher

 

[Melluv]

Doesn't share her pie