You're living with...

[Bekka]

makes everything greasy with his bacon fingers

 

[Stanthropical]

Wakes you up in the middle of night, every night, to ask for your opinion on statistical data and weird encounters she had with people during the day.

 

[PumpkinPie]

Uses all my Mason jars for canning peppers instead of peaches

 

[Stanthropical]

Erases the grocery list board every morning before leaving for work.

 

[Stanthropical]

LOL

Counts down from 50 to 3 out loud, pauses, closes eyes, counts slowly from 3 to 0, says "Please God" three times, before opening anything (doors, microwave, cabinets, toilet seats, pants to use the toilet, packages, books, webpages...). Every time.

Slam-Closes everything in a highly dramatic manner, while looking up and yelling out "Hakuna Matata, mother fucker!"

A bit crazy.

 

[Stanthropical]

He asked if I cared if he brought his bike inside at night


When he said his "bike" was I was thinking this:

Not this

Has turned the living room into a church.

>.>

<.<

 

[xyzrp]

Always tries to talk in Morse Code

 

[Ehcanuck]

Never unloads his weight off the home gym equipment...you bastard

 

[xyzrp]

Not only walks around the house naked, flashing me every time, but asks me to take his photos and edit them too so he could post them on Count Down & Show some Skin Thread!

 

[SeaPaganLady]

I'am trapted taking care of my wheelchair bound father and working my fine ass of for nothing but I don't mind I just want to be rich and famous and surgically enhanced.

 

[MannyMan]

^ #LIFEGOALS!!! ^

 

[SeaPaganLady]

I want to hookup with devil and his demonic minions preferably in a cemetary or abondoned church but I will settle for a satantic hot nun or demonic sexy pastor but I think for now I will just have to go with shagging horny fellow goths and want to be vampires.