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Pyrate
July 31st was National Orgasm Day! Shocking study finds 47% of workers are having sex on the job — and other sexy stats
Working stiffs are coming in hot this summer.

hey, that's one of the best job incentives i have ever heard of... assuming one is not sued for some for of harassment afterwards.
Pyrate
Single women reveal the strange new dating dealbreaker: ‘It’s a heavy no for me’
Apparently, the newest dating flex isn't six feet tall — it's a one-bedroom with no roommates.

so much for safety in numbers... if a tiger get in there, there's no buffer between them and disaster....
Pyrate
Gen Zer sparks outrage after declaring she wants to ‘marry rich’ and not work: ‘Toxic mindsets’
"If he can feed you, he can starve you," an enraged commenter pointed out.

i dunno... if she poisons him and collects the life insurance policy... plot right out of an Agatha Christie novel
Pyrate
Her fiancé died a month before their wedding, so she went on their honeymoon alone
Laura Murphy documented her travels in her new book, 'The Solo Honeymoon: A Brief Beautiful True Love Story.'

he didn't die.... he escaped.
Pyrate
Bizarre new dating method takes California colleges by storm as it wipes out ‘primitive’ Tinder
Ditto, a startup founded in 2024 by former UC Berkeley students, is expanding rapidly after ditching the Tinder-style swipe model in favor of an AI-driven system.

ack ack.... AI driven romance or the pursuit thereof. let the aggregating begin....
Pyrate
Forget meditating — this sexologist wants you to practice ‘mindful masturbation’
While meditation has plenty of benefits, getting busy between the sheets on your own can have similar perks.

and here i thought the Zen Buddhist masters... ne'er mind.
Pyrate
‘Grey divorce’ is the new retirement dream for Americans— meet the women who have moved on with zero regrets
How they're finding the clarity to walk away from their marriages — and enthusiastically start all over again.

somehow this isn't what they had in mind when the heroes sailed off to the Grey Havens to Valinor.
Pyrate
Divorced, destitute and left for dead — the dark side of tradwife life after 35
Tradwives often become subservient subordinates whose sole purpose is to please their partner.

speaking of that whole for better or for worse thing...nothing like good ole fashioned indentured servitude anniversaries eh?
Pyrate
‘I’ve developed the ick’: Woman contemplates dumping boyfriend because he eats too many chips
He doesn't deserve to get Lay'd eating Lays.

Just as well.... they'd have a rocky time later on with that whole for better or for worse thing...
Pyrate
Man pops the question with massive ring carved onto beach
Inside the ring was a giant question mark which Matt led Rebekah to before going down on one knee.

beaches - conjures up images of being marooned with a loaf of bread, a bottle or rum, & a pistol with one shot. Now that won't do much good for hunting, but after a few years of bad marriage, that pistol be startin' to look mighty friendly
Pyrate
*runs about frantically, putting out fires, scattering the fuses of gunpowder going back to the canons, the power magazine, removing the plugs of stone and mortar from the canons, starts reconnecting the rudder chain, and generally exhausting himself, bailing water from the bilge, disconnecting the mooring lines, and trying to weigh anchor*
Chris_90
Does your mirror reveal the truth of who you are, or merely offer an illusion that comforts you with false hope?

Stay focused on yourself before you focus on others.

Have a wet Wednesday ♥️
H
What an incredible bio!!! I'd be interested in some rp if you like - I enjoy writing that kind of thing and have done so in the past. Anyway, let me know.
MarriedOlderGuy
Finding your happy place (and not just the cheesy line from Happy GIlmore, although that works too) is important. Sometimes you don't know what makes you truly happy until you explore, let yourself test limits, and challenge yourself to keep searching. But whatever you have to do to find it, make sure you know the way back when you do.
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