Pyrate

Pyrate

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  • Pyrate
    y'know All Hallows Eve is near when....


    Desperate brides are paying witches to conjure the perfect $100K wedding amid soaring costs
    When the florist costs five figures, a $15 spell suddenly feels like a bargain.
    Pyrate
    Shopping too much for designer clothes?
    It turns out that ladies’ penchant for the finer things is only natural. New research suggests that women are driven to buy luxury and show off their designer logos more during a certain time of month. Being fabulous is just one perk of this monthly preference. Picking up a man could be another, researchers say.

    ugh.... i feel so used.
    Pyrate
    NYC women are done with ‘playing it cool’ — they want men who actually care
    The hottest dating move of 2026? A man who actually acts like he likes you.

    hmmm who would have thunk it? mutual respect? or....
    ...are these but acts that a man might play? But would have that within which passeth show;
    These but the trappings and the suits of woe? Believe none of us... we are knaves all.
    Pyrate
    AI sex bot revives couple’s stale sex life: ‘Had experiences I didn’t know were possible’
    Can an AI intimacy expert help long-term couples ease into erotic experimentation?

    ~sobs~ all those divorce lawyers, bartenders and couples counselors put out of work by soulless technology... oh the horror!
    Pyrate
    Why a shocking number of women have ‘mercy sex’ despite lack of sexual desire:
    A couple that lays together stays together.

    make love, not war???
    Pyrate
    Biohacker reveals why he’s never slept with his long-term girlfriend — who he boasted is in ‘top 1% of all vaginas’
    Absence makes the heart grow fonder — and possibly live longer. In a video posted to social media, the longevity mogul explained the reasoning.

    yeah but, what is the point of living longer if you cannae enjoy yourself, eh?
    Pyrate
    ‘Lust-free’ gym claims to be safe spaces for Christian men — critics say it’s just a clubhouse for incels
    "One of the number one places affairs and infidelity occur is the gym," said the owner of Proverbs 27:17, a "lust-free" fitness studio for Christian men.

    ~wrinkles up his nose~ "they're not eunuchs,, are they?"
    Pyrate
    NYC women share horror stories of moving in with their boyfriends
    3 in 5 Americans claim cohabitation doomed the relationships

    wow... that's slightly above 50%... hey, that's almost what the divorce rate is. coincidence?
    mmm the art of compromise must be alive n well
    Pyrate
    Sex with Japanese cocaine dealers, fart fetishes and dates that end in tear gas
    NYC singles deserve better

    arches an eyebrow.... amen.... never ever had those kinda problems.... good thing i won't ever have to date again
    Pyrate
    The best states for swingers revealed
    Louisiana #13. Nevada #04. California #06. New York #08. Ohio #09, Michigan #10. Delaware came in dead last on the list, unable to find a single active swingers community for the state on Reddit.

    hmmmmm.... maybe there IS something in the water there...
    Pyrate
    Young, single daters are boycotting romance, spending on dates without guaranteed rewards
    Friendzoned? In this economy?

    that's a shame; memories of the romance when you're young is all you have left before the divorce happens...
    Pyrate
    Single woman praised for believing only ‘low effort’ men don’t want kids: ‘Haven’t gone to therapy’
    "Where are the men that have put in the same effort into making their lives successful that don't want kids??"

    Where have all the young men gone? Long time passing . Where have all the young men gone , Long time ago?
    Pyrate
    July 31st was National Orgasm Day! Shocking study finds 47% of workers are having sex on the job — and other sexy stats
    Working stiffs are coming in hot this summer.

    hey, that's one of the best job incentives i have ever heard of... assuming one is not sued for some for of harassment afterwards.
    Pyrate
    Single women reveal the strange new dating dealbreaker: ‘It’s a heavy no for me’
    Apparently, the newest dating flex isn't six feet tall — it's a one-bedroom with no roommates.

    so much for safety in numbers... if a tiger get in there, there's no buffer between them and disaster....
    Pyrate
    Gen Zer sparks outrage after declaring she wants to ‘marry rich’ and not work: ‘Toxic mindsets’
    "If he can feed you, he can starve you," an enraged commenter pointed out.

    i dunno... if she poisons him and collects the life insurance policy... plot right out of an Agatha Christie novel
    Pyrate
    Her fiancé died a month before their wedding, so she went on their honeymoon alone
    Laura Murphy documented her travels in her new book, 'The Solo Honeymoon: A Brief Beautiful True Love Story.'

    he didn't die.... he escaped.
    Pyrate
    Bizarre new dating method takes California colleges by storm as it wipes out ‘primitive’ Tinder
    Ditto, a startup founded in 2024 by former UC Berkeley students, is expanding rapidly after ditching the Tinder-style swipe model in favor of an AI-driven system.

    ack ack.... AI driven romance or the pursuit thereof. let the aggregating begin....
    Pyrate
    Forget meditating — this sexologist wants you to practice ‘mindful masturbation’
    While meditation has plenty of benefits, getting busy between the sheets on your own can have similar perks.

    and here i thought the Zen Buddhist masters... ne'er mind.
    Pyrate
    ‘Grey divorce’ is the new retirement dream for Americans— meet the women who have moved on with zero regrets
    How they're finding the clarity to walk away from their marriages — and enthusiastically start all over again.

    somehow this isn't what they had in mind when the heroes sailed off to the Grey Havens to Valinor.
    Pyrate
    Divorced, destitute and left for dead — the dark side of tradwife life after 35
    Tradwives often become subservient subordinates whose sole purpose is to please their partner.

    speaking of that whole for better or for worse thing...nothing like good ole fashioned indentured servitude anniversaries eh?
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