Roast the Avatar above you.

[Sexy_Beast]

@Sexy_Beast Firstly you're NOTevenSEXY and WHAT BEAST? WHERE?

Well, just NO to the staring, you wouldn't cause it sounds creepy and I'd not allow it.

If you were more observant you'd figure out that our profile pics change in dimensions and are regular on our wall but cropped in threads and I do have eyes on the uncropped version yet it somehow makes sense for you to use a pretty weird theory suggesting I purposely cut my eyes out so I could make my tits the focus of my pic and you to make them the topic of your retaliation. Wow. Thats pretty WEAK roasting game ... congratulations

Maybe that's why you have no head in your pic too ... or you could be hiding from the law, your wife, you don't like your own face or you're just really bad at selfies?

Obviously the guy's fixated on my tits and thinks judging my breast size is his job and is even okay somehow. It's not.

Also, mentioning and attempting to degrade my female form from what you think you can see from under my clothing as if you have the right to judge a woman negatively by suggesting she has small boobs as if that's an insult is so petty.

It's funny cause You're actually way off but I don't need to prove anything especially my boob size to you anyway!

How about I pick on your chest area from what I observe in your pic and let you know that You look like you have a nice pair of little A cup sized bitch tits yourself, maybe it's time for a training bra. (Not nice is it? But it IS a roast thread after all I guess)

That was so long I didn’t bother reading it.

you’re trying to hard. You’re meant to roast the profile above, not bore the shit out of them

 

[Sexy_Beast]

I'm sad she doesn't talk to me anymore..

Lucky you

 

[Deleted member 811155]

stop clicking and do shopping bruhhh

 

[Caseyy]

I I just want someone to roast me XD

 

[Sexy_Beast]

stop clicking and do shopping bruhhh

That makes no sense.

if that’s not you in your PFP ramp. I have to ask... How ugly are are you irl?

 

[Sexy_Beast]

I I just want someone to roast me XD

How many dicks did it take before you realised there are better ways to make it in life?

 

[JustforfunGuy]

He wants to look like a werewolf -> he just looks like a puppy

EDIT: I roast myself: this "supermario" guy can't even follow a thread lololol

 

[Caseyy]

How many dicks did it take before you realised there are better ways to make it in life?

Not enough it seems XD

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Hey masked dude that looks like he's out if a bad 90s horror film and oh look it's Mr Bitch tits again @Sexy_Beast ... youre supposed to be called that by someone who actually thinks you are a sexy beast but obviously nobody did so you had to call yourself that ... lame!

 

[Deleted member 811155]

That makes no sense.

if that’s not you in your PFP ramp. I have to ask... How ugly are are you irl?

i am glad i used my original pic in pfp lol

 

[Sexy_Beast]

He wants to look like a werewolf -> he just looks like a puppy

EDIT: I roast myself: this "supermario" guy can't even follow a thread lololol

You look like Jafar’s fugly brother

 

[Sexy_Beast]

Hey masked dude that looks like he's out if a bad 90s horror film and oh look it's Mr Bitch tits again @Sexy_Beast ... youre supposed to be called that by someone who actually thinks you are a sexy beast but obviously nobody did so you had to call yourself that ... lame!

Someone clearly didn’t get enough love as a child.

Dick is not a good substitute, but keep trying, you’ll get there eventually

 

[JustforfunGuy]

Maybe I'm Jafar brother, but you are getting kicked in the ass by phoenix. .. c'mon!

 

[Sexy_Beast]

Maybe I'm Jafar brother, but you are getting kicked in the ass by phoenix. .. c'mon!

I’d agree, but her replies are so long, I fall asleep half way through reading them

 

[JustforfunGuy]

I’d agree, but her replies are so long, I fall asleep half way through reading them

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[PheonixxxMonroe]

I’d agree, but her replies are so long, I fall asleep half way through reading them

I got plenty of hugs you silly fuck ... you only pull the "didn't you get enough hugs" line out when some one is in need of anger management or psychological help ... which I clearly need neither of.

Sounds like you must be an expert if you've had sooooo much dick that you now realise that it's not a substitute!! Brilliant research taking all that D for the team. So ... what exactly is dick not a sub for Mr expert. Let's clear up that part where you tried to sound smarter than you are and tripped up cause something needs an alternative to be a substitute)
... You still there bro? Did I speak slow enough for you?

 

[Sexy_Beast]

I got plenty of hugs you silly fuck ... you only pull the "didn't you get enough hugs" line out when some one is in need of anger management or psychological help ... which I clearly need neither of.

Sounds like you must be an expert if you've had sooooo much dick that you now realise that it's not a substitute!! Brilliant research taking all that D for the team. So ... what exactly is dick not a sub for Mr expert. Let's clear up that part where you tried to sound smarter than you are and tripped up cause something needs an alternative to be a substitute)
... You still there bro? Did I speak slow enough for you?

Good lord. Shorter sentences will help get your point across.

no one is going to read all that nonsense

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Haha! Fuck your "lord" I don't follow yours or "his" rules either.

I don't care what you think. Learning paragraphs with more substance could expand what ever's left of those minimal teeny brain cells of yours. Who knows you might learn something cause you're just recycling the same old shit. Get some fresh shade

 

[JustforfunGuy]

watching you two fight is great entertainment. Lolol

 

[Caseyy]

This is true XD