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[Shaggs]

Spread some cinnamon flavored toothpaste on your toast. You can eat breakfast and clean your teeth at the same time.

 

[MuchAdo]

I was told if nobody comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then go ahead, how bad of a decision could it be?

 

[Slopps]

Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

 

[Deleted member 264383]

Trust everybody

 

[Shaggs]

Eating three meals a day can get expensive. Sleep in. Skip breakfast. Save money.

 

[EchoLibretto]

Keep your cash hidden in duffle bags in a ditch so the IRS can't come and shake you down for it

 

[Phantasym]

Those dates on the stuff you buy at the grocery store? Yeah, they’re just suggestions, it’s safe to ignore them.

 

[Deleted member 264383]

Arguing with strangers on the internet about politic/religion

 

[Phantasym]

Arguing with strangers on the internet about politic/religion

Ignore the above advice with your family and friends.

 

[Deleted member 264383]

Ignore the above advice with your family and friends.

Lol

 

[Z-00]

 

[HotPotato86]

Dont stop for red lights ..you can definitely out drive that cop

 

[HotPotato86]

drink orange juice while brushing your teeth ..best tasting combo ever.

 

[HotPotato86]

always jump into a white unmarked van offering free candy

 

[HotPotato86]

when your girlfriends pissed put a cape on her and tell her she looks super pissed

 

[HotPotato86]

give your girl a hug when she's on her period with a little extra squeeze and tell her she's your ketchup packet .

 

[Eb89]

If someone asks you to put on a mask just tell em you already have covid

 

[LAWLESSnCALI]

 

[Lakeside]

Ls x

 

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Perfect comedic timing. Just flicked channels and Fast and Furious 6 was on, just as they launched the sports car through 3 skyscrapers.