Torture above user in Hell

[Stanthropical]

This, right here, should be a crime --> I will finish all your sentences for you and eat all your chocolate.

Your refrigerator randomly starts heating up to to 450F and your oven freezes stuff to -10F, randomly and unpredictably.

 

[Locket44]

You wake up everyday get dressed and go out... It's only when you are surrounded by people that you realise that you forgot to put on pants... This happens everyday forever.

 

[Stanthropical]

Your arms turn to dust and dissipate randomly while you're driving on the highway, showering, cooking, in the middle of an internet argument and you've nearly won, while fapping, carrying groceries, etc.... They grow back a few hours later, but disappear again if you attempt again the activity during which they disappeared. You can conduct the same activity only the next day.

 

[alexa79]

Makes you stand Center stage as you get covered in glitter glue and forced into a pink tutu.

 

[Locket44]

I will follow her around forever sprinkling her in edible glitter she might enjoy this at first but she will also have to listen my awful singing and sharp slap on the backside every hour even when she's trying to sleep

 

[Stanthropical]

Your ass disappears and identical face appears where your ass is and you never know which one to use for what.

 

[Busty_Nerd]

All of his clothes are pink and fluffy and he doesn't get a choice to not wear them.

 

[Locket44]

Everything is grey

 

[Stanthropical]

when you talk, only bubbles come out of your mouth

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Must live in a small room with the most annoying chat trolls. You can't leave.

 

[Stanthropical]

Your face turns to jello and slides off every time you open your mouth.

Must live in a small room with the most annoying chat trolls. You can't leave.

I'd fucking ruin them and have them cowering. That's almost heaven.

 

[Locket44]

Has to be a troll.

 

[Stanthropical]

slowly turning into a smoked sausage throughout the day and at the end of the day, scary carnivore creatures find you

 

[Locket44]

Only green Jelly moulded into dicks to eat forever

 

[Stanthropical]

You grow shorter by the minute throughout the day until you're 1ft tall.

 

[Locket44]

You have T-rex arms.

 

[Stanthropical]

You are trex, but with your own head.

 

[MelancholyArtist]

and now for my next accordion song....

 

[Stanthropical]

Every time you speak, you just make very loud accordion sounds. If you try to speak carefully and quietly in an attempt to get people to understand you, your voice becomes a funky harmonica. Towards the end of the week, you grow louder and louder, sounding like a locomotive or even a train horn blast (that loud, even indoors). It resets every Monday. Forever.

 

[Busty_Nerd]

You now have to be in a band with me and you will play the accordion and all we play is German Polka music & hot cross buns over and over again. No deviations or other genres.