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Tom_the_eagle3
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Pronouncing words backwards
Banter Why Are They Single?
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Tom_the_eagle3
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She transforms from a cat to an owl and back. Alternately
This guy’s cock is so long, he once stuck it in a woman and he fucked her while she simultaneously gave him a blow job. Anatomically not possible you say? That’s what I said. But he hasn’t had a date since. Probably and urban legend but … some legends are true people.
Clearly he talks to much and people get sick of it so they just leave him alone. Waiting for that special someone to steal his heart. Waiting …. *throws a rock into the water* … waiting …. For someone to respond and explain why he’s single. *sigh*. I guess I’ll come back tomorrow and try again.
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Ceebeetee
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I think it probably has to do with the fact that he talks to himself. And answers.
I think, personally, that it’s because she tries to date strictly pizza delivery guys while guys who deliver DoorDash or Grubhub are left wondering, “Why won’t you go on a date with me? I am more versatile and well-rounded.” Just bizarre. But she has them lining up at her door because she ordered pizza so she has options. 
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Ceebeetee
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Honestly it’s probably because he’s not pizza. Yeah, he’s cheesy but there’s very little meat and too much crust. He’s more of a Stromboli id say.
Because she doesn't seem to have much flirting skills? 
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Tom_the_eagle3
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Because she is obsessed with counting. When the ......... starts, she starts counting them and that way her partner loses his focus on what he IS doing 
Because ....... with him only lasts as many seconds as his dates can count on one hand. 
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Tom_the_eagle3
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Because she does not like quickies in the morning
Because after his climax he disappears even faster than he "came".
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Tom_the_eagle3
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Because she plays in fcn as her partner plays with her ....... She does not live the moment as she should do
as she should do
Because he tells his dates that he would like to play with my ......
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Tom_the_eagle3
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Because she screams my name when she climax with her date
Honestly and no offense, but before I scream the name Tom while orgasm, I'd rather have my cunt waxed voluntarily.Because she screams my name when she climax with her date
Thread: Because he looks at his dates' butts like a serial killer after he's held the door open for them.
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Tom_the_eagle3
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She is so sensitive to be touched
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danniii
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Because he’s a twat no other reason needed
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