Banter Why Are They Single?

This guy’s cock is so long, he once stuck it in a woman and he fucked her while she simultaneously gave him a blow job. Anatomically not possible you say? That’s what I said. But he hasn’t had a date since. Probably and urban legend but … some legends are true people.
 
Clearly he talks to much and people get sick of it so they just leave him alone. Waiting for that special someone to steal his heart. Waiting …. *throws a rock into the water* … waiting …. For someone to respond and explain why he’s single. *sigh*. I guess I’ll come back tomorrow and try again.
 
I think, personally, that it’s because she tries to date strictly pizza delivery guys while guys who deliver DoorDash or Grubhub are left wondering, “Why won’t you go on a date with me? I am more versatile and well-rounded.” Just bizarre. But she has them lining up at her door because she ordered pizza so she has options. ;)
 
Honestly it’s probably because he’s not pizza. Yeah, he’s cheesy but there’s very little meat and too much crust. He’s more of a Stromboli id say.
 
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