More interested in nutritional content of his vegetables than dating. Other than his peppers, he sees those every day and has threesomes with them.
Oh little chili, you're so spicy!
Oh little chili, you're so spicy!
Banter Why Are They Single?
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Claps his hands and says something to the effect of “Oh my God … yes!!!” every time his date says something. Like they have so much in common. She’ll say something like, “Well, I’m a Capricorn and I like to relax by eating chocolates and popcorn” and he’ll clap his hands and “Oh my God … yes. Me to”. One, he’s an Aquarius and two, he hates popcorn. Then she’ll say, “I don’t eat meat. I’m a vegetarian”. *slaps hands*. “My God … me to.”! Dude, last time you made a salad for your first day as a vegetarian, it came out a triple cheeseburger. Come on! Just be yourself. And if that doesn’t work … well, go back to the hand slapping.
Thread: he's got a pocket fleshlight toy installed in that tie.
In response To: Fildo mentioning something about spoons and airplanes.
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That's not a con, but a Pro!!!
Uhm, yeah according to people, I've only heard of, yup, never met , yup, just heard about!
In response To: Fildo mentioning something about spoons and airplanes.
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|gggggg|
|g☆ ☆g|
| \_____/ |
|_______|
That's not a con, but a Pro!!!
Uhm, yeah according to people, I've only heard of, yup, never met , yup, just heard about!
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Stanthropical
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Doesn't know how to spell "fuck," so, well... it's no wonder.
Well she’s not. Sadly. 
She isn't eitherjust needs to come across the pond!
Thread: she needs a non avatar pic
Cuming across the pond... Wowsers... Ssslpaaaash...
*Hu knose, it's karnage out their...
He cant stop penetrating everybody he comes in contact with
Youre outta your fucking mind lolShe is often confused with Jennifer Aniston,
Stanthropical
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He doesn't Lock his doors. Not a secure fucking environment.
Can’t make a real pizza
The odd thing with this one is that there really isn’t anything specific that I can point out and be like, “Oh yeah … that is the problem with her”. Except she chews her food really loud. And talks with her mouth full. And talks about sex a lot .. just not with men. That’s when I knew that date was going nowhere fast. Lol.
Because he is always clumsy and headbutts his dates when going for the first good night kiss
There is actually a funny story to that which I won’t share here … at this moment. Lol
Any-who … because she shows up wearing nothing. I literally mean nothing. She is naked. “So why is this a problem, Fildo”, you ask? Or “Wouldn’t she have dates lining up around the corner, Fildo”, you might ask? It’s not and yes to answer your dumb and obvious questions. However, where can the date go from that point and get better? Don’t say sex because that is obvious. I mean there I literally nothing left to the imagination now. I mean … staring at that naked body of her’s .. who can remember their name? What are we trying to answer again?
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