Banter What makes your lady boner go away?

[BunnyBeeHope]

Coming soon to a bedroom near you:

The “Ladybone” Killer.
*Jaws music playing in the background as comes into view duh duh, duh duh duh

This is hell

 

[UKSophie]

Dick pics

 

[Deleted member 1285590]

Text speak kills me

 

[Ash1eigh]

Coming. Fake sex noises. Weird talk. People jabbing my bladder cus the internet told them there's a g-spot up there somewhere.

 

[Locket44]

DM's like....."Can I see your tits please?" I don't know you, I don't want to know you, why would you think this is going to happen?????

Actually, I did send him a pic of my tits, because I am nice like that....

Where's he gone??? How rude!!

 

[Amberrlicious]

DM's like....."Can I see your tits please?" I don't know you, I don't want to know you, why would you think this is going to happen?????

Actually, I did send him a pic of my tits, because I am nice like that....

Where's he gone??? How rude!!

Last night I got a, “I don’t care if you’re a lesbian, can’t you just help me cum?”

Appealing but no

 

[Locket44]

Last night I got a, “I don’t care if you’re a lesbian, can’t you just help me cum?”

Appealing but no

That was me. Sorry.

Seriously though, that's just thick, and I'm not talking about his dick.

 

[Amberrlicious]

Ohhhhh I got a good one

Irish girls

No offence @Locket44

 

[Locket44]

Ohhhhh I got a good one

Irish girls

No offence @Locket44

I am deeply offended

 

[Amberrlicious]

I am deeply offended

You’re a woman not a girl

But my track record with Irish girls is not good lol

 

[Locket44]

You’re a woman not a girl

But my track record with Irish girls is not good lol

Ohhhh but I'm not Irish sooooooo.....

Just messin with ya lady and you know it. Gotta put some cringe factor into this place sometimes

 

[Amberrlicious]

Ohhhh but I'm not Irish sooooooo.....

Just messin with ya lady and you know it. Gotta put some cringe factor into this place sometimes

There’s plenty of that

 

[Ash1eigh]

Spitting, accidental anal, that weird thing where people slap your pussy like they're patting a dog...it was really big in lesbian porn for a little while. Oh, and teasing for too long, thinking I'm going to be getting wetter and wetter for hours if you keep ignoring the signals, and avoiding my ladybits. You can bypass it ONCE to build anticipation, but if you do it again, it's like one of those slasher movies that try to be psychological, then you get to the end and nobody has beeen slashed. Not scary!

 

[Locket44]

Mind Games

 

[Heidiwil]

You’re a woman not a girl

But my track record with Irish girls is not good lol

Nor mine with the men! fucking Irishmen!

 

[Heidiwil]

No man can take my lady boner away and so far women only increase it so let's leave that where it needs to be! Lol

I suppose, if I had to pin point the problem, I'd say blah blah blah boredom takes my juices and dries them right up! Ffs its a sex site...be sexy!

 

[Amberrlicious]

Nor mine with the men! fucking Irishmen!

I’m not going to be fucking any Irishmen

 

[Heidiwil]

I’m not going to be fucking any Irishmen

I know i know, doesn't mean I can't dream! oh wait, NO more Irishmen!

 

[xShygirlx]

Taxidermy

 

[Locket44]

violence