Banter Why Are They Single?

[Stanthropical]

Because he doesn't love cheesecake

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

Dirt

 

[Stanthropical]

He talks about dirt out in the middle of nowhere too much

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

Karma

 

[Saximony]

Hes always covered in dirt

 

[LdyHntr]

Because He’s always playing pinball

 

[Lexi_79]

He’s walking around in his underwear on his dates. Just take them off already

 

[Smiling_Tom]

Can't leave home, always in her bathtub

 

[vanilla_hips]

He looks at his watch all day long.

 

[LdyHntr]

Because she lives in the swamp

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

He meets a woman, has an idea of running off with her to some exotic island, then reality sets in and finds it was just a fling.

 

[LdyHntr]

He meets a woman, has an idea of running off with her to some exotic island, then reality sets in and finds it was just a fling.

You have no idea how accurate that statement is!!!

 

[LdyHntr]

Thread: His proposals are too long! Lol

 

[Stanthropical]

Talks to people without vowels and can't pronounce the R's.

 

[LdyHntr]

Spends too much time walking and exercising

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

Keeps insisting the pencil sharpener is a penis sharpener

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

Attention addict, no one person can give her enough so they move on.

 

[Stanthropical]

Gets excommunicated from churches too often before he even gets a chance to hit on the ladies, because he's spreading blasphemy—such as Hinduism religion beliefs like Karma.

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

Words

 

[Stanthropical]

Has a library, mini bar, BDSM corner, work area, hookah lounge and a TV space all in the same basement and refuses to come upstairs.