Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Because he doesn't love cheesecake
Banter Why Are They Single?
- Thread starter WomenRfromVenus
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Dirt
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
He talks about dirt out in the middle of nowhere too much
Karma
Can't leave home, always in her bathtub
He looks at his watch all day long. 
He meets a woman, has an idea of running off with her to some exotic island, then reality sets in and finds it was just a fling.
You have no idea how accurate that statement is!!!
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Talks to people without vowels and can't pronounce the R's.
Keeps insisting the pencil sharpener is a penis sharpener
Attention addict, no one person can give her enough so they move on.
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Gets excommunicated from churches too often before he even gets a chance to hit on the ladies, because he's spreading blasphemy—such as Hinduism religion beliefs like Karma.
Words
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Has a library, mini bar, BDSM corner, work area, hookah lounge and a TV space all in the same basement and refuses to come upstairs.