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You should release copious amounts of mice in your house so you don't have to feed your cat! And if you don't like mice and your cat sucks at hunting just let a snake go in the house and it's ALL sorted!
 
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superdude97 said:
While we're at it, we might as well go on the record and state that there is a 5-day rule: if that food has been left sitting out for a minimum of 5 days, it's good to eat. Even better is if you eat it directly off the counter. After 30 days, you'll get extra nutrients from the inevitable decay. Come on, it's just like blue cheese!
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This reminds me of that hoarders show ... could be worse and be one of those hoarders collecting pee in a bucket with 3 missing cats that all turn up dead and squashed flat and rotting under the piles of Stanky mess somewhere lol
 
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When you are out on a date
Don’t waste any food, if she leaves some eat it too(restaurants are expensive so get what you have paid for) also always drink to excess and remember to drive your date home
 
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