Failing that. If you can't get a second hand butt plug. The gear knob off a MkII Ford Escort makes a suitable alternative.Nothing says I love you than buying your lady a second hand butt plug.
This reminds me of that hoarders show ... could be worse and be one of those hoarders collecting pee in a bucket with 3 missing cats that all turn up dead and squashed flat and rotting under the piles of Stanky mess somewhere lolWhile we're at it, we might as well go on the record and state that there is a 5-day rule: if that food has been left sitting out for a minimum of 5 days, it's good to eat. Even better is if you eat it directly off the counter. After 30 days, you'll get extra nutrients from the inevitable decay. Come on, it's just like blue cheese!
Don’t give up !!!Always give up