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[IVY-]

Shave your legs dry

 

[Calazviel]

Shave your legs dry

Haha nearly choked at this

How about...

Nothing beats the bloody feel of a scrotum freshly dry shaven with a straight edged blade....

 

[nessabbyxo]

Always eat tons of food before going on a roller coaster.

 

[Calazviel]

Nothing shows off a dad bod more than a full body wax, smooth moobs mmmm....

 

[IVY-]

Haha nearly choked at this

How about...

Nothing beats the bloody feel of a scrotum freshly dry shaven with a straight edged blade....

 

[Calazviel]

Only wimps wear boxes when playing cricket

 

[nessabbyxo]

Remember whenever you have a paper cut or cut on your hand to lather up your hands in hand sanitizer.

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Shave your legs dry

Well if Britney Spears does it IT MUST be a great idea!!!

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Remember whenever you have a paper cut or cut on your hand to lather up your hands in hand sanitizer.

And massage rock salt flakes onto your predried and sharp knife scored pork skin to make crackling right after the sanitizer ... there's always vinegar to rinse the salt off with!!

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Give guys on fcn your phone number, house addy and email so they can send you random *gifts*

Hell, why not just tell them where the spare key is hidden outside so they can sneak in and take nudes all around your house *featuring* items you own while you sleep so they can post them on a soecial fcn thread called CREEP WHILE YOU SLEEP and *surprise* you later!!

Sooo all sorts of "normal"

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Fuck hand sanitizer, if you get a paper cut, just pour rubbing alcohol on that thing!

Also, alcoholic mouthwash is a very good solution to swish around your mouth if you accidentally bit your cheek, tongue, or inside of your lip.

What do these things have in common? It burns, burns, burns, and burning pain is always good! No exceptions! Ever!

Naaah mate ... Just piss on it!

 

[Oldgymrat]

No really! Just go grab the bees nest and throw it away

 

[Jeanne]

You see that penny?? Go ahead and stick it in that electrical socket.

 

[nessabbyxo]

You should never wear your seatbelt. Always break the traffic laws especially in front of a cop.

 

[Calazviel]

Go on vote for Rudeman again...

 

[pigheaded]

Nooo, your boss is wrong! Going to work everyday really isn’t a law! It’s more like voluntary! Let’s go to the beach

 

[Thalassa]

When doing the Pamplona run, rename it as the Pamplona stroll and don't forget to bring a bat to taunt the bulls. The bigger and harder the bat, the better!

 

[Calazviel]

No matter your size, always get XL condoms to impress the ladies

 

[Deleted member 1136740]

Resurrect a thread that's been dead for like a month and a half!

But that’s good advice

 

[Deleted member 1136740]

Place your laptop on your belly for a good ab-workout. Fat loss!