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nessabbyxo said:
Remember whenever you have a paper cut or cut on your hand to lather up your hands in hand sanitizer.
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And massage rock salt flakes onto your predried and sharp knife scored pork skin to make crackling right after the sanitizer ... there's always vinegar to rinse the salt off with!! ;)
 
Give guys on fcn your phone number, house addy and email so they can send you random *gifts*

Hell, why not just tell them where the spare key is hidden outside so they can sneak in and take nudes all around your house *featuring* items you own while you sleep so they can post them on a soecial fcn thread called CREEP WHILE YOU SLEEP and *surprise* you later!! :D:eek:

Sooo all sorts of "normal"
 
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superdude97 said:
Fuck hand sanitizer, if you get a paper cut, just pour rubbing alcohol on that thing!

Also, alcoholic mouthwash is a very good solution to swish around your mouth if you accidentally bit your cheek, tongue, or inside of your lip.

What do these things have in common? It burns, burns, burns, and burning pain is always good! No exceptions! Ever!
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Naaah mate ... Just piss on it!
 
When doing the Pamplona run, rename it as the Pamplona stroll and don't forget to bring a bat to taunt the bulls. The bigger and harder the bat, the better!
 
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