Pun.... take an uber driven by an 80 year old whobstops at all yellow lights..
Sin....had a nasty impure thought....was cleaning the garage... was greasing a pulley i use to hoist a lawn mowerinto the attic... when i noticed some chain, a broomstick and a wood clamp.....
THREAD: Captain Jack, your punishment is to have ALL the wildest naughty things you've said recently on fcn written in permanent black pen on all your appendages and anywhere you can see skin ... face included lol
Sin: Told a guy my age ... (you know how women are supposed to make a big deal about it, kick up a stink and say that nobody should ask a woman that and they'll never tell) ... Oops!
P: Now you have to sleep with their horny a.f Grandma! Just give her a sec to lube up and put her teeth and hearing aide in ... oh yeah, and she wants to start with an oily all over body massage!!!
S: I got so drunk I ended in a bush inside a roundabout on the road outside the pub!
Sounds to me like it's his sin not yours. OK nothing wrong with liking it rough from behind woof woof...
The other day I became so aroused at the sight of two brioche buns which had baked up together all round and buttery, reminding me of someone's back side that I needed to go relieve myself