Confess your sins

P. Have to smoke the whole pack in an hour.

S. Spending way to much time on FCN.
Punishment: you have to spend more time on FCN. But you're only allowed in "drama", "politics", and "appeal your ban".

Sin: I held up traffic for 5 seconds at a red light checking my phone.
 
Heinous crime Abhorent!! Social miscreant!!!

Pun.... take an uber driven by an 80 year old whobstops at all yellow lights..

Sin....had a nasty impure thought....was cleaning the garage... was greasing a pulley i use to hoist a lawn mowerinto the attic... when i noticed some chain, a broomstick and a wood clamp.....
 
Punishment. You need to tell me (not here) what your thoughts were.
Ok that’s not a punishment but I want to know. Lol.

Sin: wanting to hear what @Oldgymrat had in mind...
 
Punishment- have to jack off with Hot sauce

Sin - Typing on this at work, when I should be 'working instead'
What a classic ... the hot sauce treatment haha!

THREAD: Captain Jack, your punishment is to have ALL the wildest naughty things you've said recently on fcn written in permanent black pen on all your appendages and anywhere you can see skin ... face included lol

Sin: Told a guy my age ... (you know how women are supposed to make a big deal about it, kick up a stink and say that nobody should ask a woman that and they'll never tell) ... Oops!
 
Hmm P- have to watch porn and wank till it starts to dry off and chafe (no extra lubing)

S- I once slept with my ex's older sister, after we where broken up mind!
 
Owwww!!

P: Now you have to sleep with their horny a.f Grandma! Just give her a sec to lube up and put her teeth and hearing aide in ... oh yeah, and she wants to start with an oily all over body massage!!!

S: I got so drunk I ended in a bush inside a roundabout on the road outside the pub!
 
Absolved- There are defiantly some things you cant help but have a little perv over at the gym

S- I have naughty thoughts about my best friends little sister a lot (she is 19) just incase you where wondering
 
Yeah, but how old are you?:confused:

Thread: Your bff will give it to you, rough, from behind citing this is what it means to keep it all in their family.

Admittedly, this profile pic is not really me.
 
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Sounds to me like it's his sin not yours. OK nothing wrong with liking it rough from behind woof woof...


The other day I became so aroused at the sight of two brioche buns which had baked up together all round and buttery, reminding me of someone's back side that I needed to go relieve myself
 

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