Thine punishment shalt be to gather up all your family, friends, exes, acquaintances, neighbors, colleagues, mailman and those random electric bill solicitors. Hold a massive ventriloquist doll party with creepy ass dolls. On stage. Naked.
My sin: I seriously thought about keying a guy's car when he was a major fucktard towards me, committing one of most heinous sins - stealing my parking spot.