Confess your sins

Punishment: abstain from visiting fcn for a month.

Sin: sexted my man while he was at work and got him excited :p
 
Punishment: sext his co-workers and manager.

Sin: purposely tell people I'm busy and can't participate in activities, when in actuality I just don't think they are fun to play with
 
Thine punishment shalt be to gather up all your family, friends, exes, acquaintances, neighbors, colleagues, mailman and those random electric bill solicitors. Hold a massive ventriloquist doll party with creepy ass dolls. On stage. Naked.

My sin: I seriously thought about keying a guy's car when he was a major fucktard towards me, committing one of most heinous sins - stealing my parking spot.
 
Since you didn't actually do it, no sin has been committed. Also the guy sounds like an absolute wanker anyways, you'd be doing the world a favour if you did!

Your punishment: go back and key his car!


My sin: I took some wet wipes from KFC when I was actually eating at McDonald's! :cool: I'm a freaking badass!!
 
Punishment: never to know the child you may have fathered.

My sin: having sex in the woodshed with the partners of the two nice women I met skiing that year
 
Punishment > her next birthday party will be the over-the-top decadence and over-indulgence of a sweet 16 episode (mtv shite lol) - and you're footing the entire astronomical bill.

My Sin - Got pissed on New Years and slept with the (now single) mother of a bloke I went to school with
 
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Dang musta been a good buzz...say 10 Hail Mary’s out loud!

I didn’t go to mass on Christmas and I’m good with it!
 
Unforgivable lolz go join a monestary for a month lolz

Christmas was nearly delayed because I had a gang bang with Santa's helpers lolz

Punishment > Prepare yourself for the wrath of Mr. and Mrs. Claus! (can be as tame or as lewd as your imaginations wants it to be!) lol

Sin > I looked down the front of my dentist's top when she was adjusting that huge light that swings over your mouth. (It was a low cut, I'm not made of steel!)
 

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