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Masterbates on the living room couch when I have friends over. Every damn time!!!
 
Everytime someone says two, or to, or too, she takes her top off and shakes her titties. It was nice at first...
 
Lmao that sounds like a great idea!!!

Thread... they are constantly having sex but won't let me watch :(

When she hears us having sex, I can see her under the door like a 3 year old. We asked her to join us one time, she brought popcorn. Never again, not what we had in mind.
 
When she hears us having sex, I can see her under the door like a 3 year old. We asked her to join us one time, she brought popcorn. Never again, not what we had in mind.
Lmao

Thread... he is a liar!! I'd never refuse a request like that... oh wait, they electrocute each other during sex!!! That's why I refused, and also why I need a new roommate
 
Lmao

Thread... he is a liar!! I'd never refuse a request like that... oh wait, they electrocute each other during sex!!! That's why I refused, and also why I need a new roommate

Just last night we woke up, she was between us, wanted me to scratch her behind the ears while my wife rubbed her belly. She said, and I quote "I like it doggy style". What am I supposed to do with someone like this????:p
 
Just last night we woke up, she was between us, wanted me to scratch her behind the ears while my wife rubbed her belly. She said, and I quote "I like it doggy style". What am I supposed to do with someone like this????:p
Lmao what can I say.... my bf has been gone all weekend and I have needs!! *yes to doggystyle please*

My complaint: whatever, they don't want to get naughty with me, I'm moving *rolls eyes*
 
Lmao what can I say.... my bf has been gone all weekend and I have needs!! *yes to doggystyle please*

My complaint: whatever, they don't want to get naughty with me, I'm moving *rolls eyes*

Her definition of "naughty" is leaving dirty dishes in the sink and to her "doggy style" means that I feed her out of a bowl on the kitchen floor??:eek::rolleyes::p:confused:
 
Doesn't like to give me any peace and quiet with all the moaning I hear from her room hahaha :P
 
Oopsie I got new batteries so it's a little intense today :p

^^^this chick sings so loud I can't hear my tv o_O
 

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