Finish the sentence

[Dirkgently43]

...I wake up and find that I've slept in.

You woke up before I did so I...

 

[Cum4MeDutch]

Am waiting for a pleasent surprise.

My best surprise ever was....

 

[Jinxy]

Thing ever is an empty packet of tim tams.



When in doubt .....

 

[TallulahBlue]

...fuck.

I believe in...

 

[Jane29]

...serendipity.

I heard about...

 

[Tdp06]

Someone doing the magic trick.

Tell everyone how much...

 

[Jane29]

...you want to become a superhero with superpowers.

The magic trick was...

 

[Tdp06]

Something I can't say here .

OK, if you want to seduce me, you better...

 

[Jane29]

...get out of my sight.

I wish I can travel to...

 

[Tdp06]

Uranus.

Is it me or Jane is....

 

[Jane29]

...an alien, who is best friends with E.T.

I'll tell the world...

 

[Deepak14122000]

Mercedes

 

[Tdp06]

How much love is important.

I'm going to get her, sooner or later, on my way there, you will see my....

 

[Bikerguy]

Unhappy face

Dinner as consolation
You might prefer it to...

 

[Sexy_420_geek]

...squirrel stew.


Last night I couldn't sleep because....

 

[Priyanka4fun]

I

...squirrel stew.


Last night I couldn't sleep because....

I had 2 guys on my bed with me. They didnt let me sleep for a moment

A perfect slut is the one who .....

 

[Rogerstoneboy]

Sucks my cock
But for 25 extra will

 

[Tdp06]

Cook pan cakes.

I'm taking a shower, would you...

 

[Jinxy]

Wash my back.



Nows the time to....

 

[Tdp06]

A full, complete change has come.

Have a drink and seat...