Finish the sentence

...Barney's "I love you song", gave me a fucking nightmare!!!

I love listening to...

 

...many kinds of music.

My least favorite genre is...

 

Country music, it is too depressing.

I'm lying in bed right now..

 

...not listening to country music.

In fact, I'm listening to...

 

My next door neighbor screaming of pleasure.

Today it's raining, I better...

 

...remember my umbrella.

But it's also windy and...

 

I only have shirt boxer on.

Never forget to always...

 

Check you locked your door 5 times

because a burglar might break in and....

 

...take all your pizza.

Then you will wake up...

 

...hungry and have nothing to eat.

For better security I recommend...

 

...to have a chain on your fridge.

Make sure you have...

 

...a boltcutter so you dont starve.

Waiter, theres a hair in my...

 

...mouth, can you get it out.

I wonder where I got...

 

....this cheese from cos it's sooo good!

If I could do one thing today I would....

 

...go back to bed lol.

My favorite age for myself thus far in life was...

 

...when I was just born and I just keep sleeping and cry to command others, and I have no life to think about.

Wish I can...

 

Sounds like me now, lol!

...make others smile when they hurt.

Never underestimate...

 

...the strength of a woman.

Women can...

 

...do whatever the hell they want, just like men!

My biggest regret is...

 

...nothing, I wouldn't be who I am now without the mistakes I made.

If given the chance I will...