Finish the sentence

...feed random dog some msg

I went running today and...

 

...thought, "Why am I doing this if nothing is chasing me?"

I think, therefore...

 

...it is proven that I have a brain.

Went to a coffee shop and ordered...

 

...a latte, which is Latin for "you paid way too fucking much for this coffee."

The secret to happiness is...

 

...to eat all the best food in the world and die young.

I drunk some vodka and...

 

...now I'm putting the Christmas lights back up.

I really need a...

 

...a great big hug from Barney.

All I can think of right now is...

 

...cheesecake

Or just cheese.

Or just cake.

My new year's resolutions...

 

...to make another list next year that are easier to achieve.

I like talking to...

 

...you!

My favorite thinking spot is...

 

On the toilet



It's always best when ...

 

Awwwww I wanna cry now baby.

 

...I'm not constipated.

I walked to the store and realized...

 

..."what the fuck? I have a car. Why did I walk?"

The color of my emotional state today is...

 

That's exactly what I had in mind! Lol

 

...is bloody red

My fart's color is...

 

...rainbow!

When it rains, I...

 

Like to stand look up and smile


Just because it's raining doesn't mean ....

 

...I'm gonna go naked under it..

I love dancing...

 

In french...

With sexy & salty.....