Finish the sentence

Your already home



The end of my shift I can now....

 

Start, those pills are doing wonder.

When I read what I read, I'm thinking...

 

...what I read.

Last Christmas I...

 

Gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away

This year you....

 

... you fed it to the cats.

I took it back and...

 

hung it out on the washing line....

Yesterday my girlfriend made me ........

 

Clean the toilet with my tooth brush


Funny how time goes so quick when your ....

 

Play guitare with your dick.

Never understood why...

 

...sky dive naked.

My most unforgettable moment was when...

 

I toke my first breath at my birth, I remember.

If....

 

... I were a boy, even just for day.

I love to...

 

Be a girl, to enjoy shopping.

In my sleep I will...

 

...dream of rainbows, cakes, pizza, burger, fries ugh much like an orgasm, almost like heaven.

When I wake up I will...

 

...probably be tired, since my 3yo sleeps like crap.

The last time I really smiled was when...

 

...I saw Barney and sang the "I love you song".

The song that I can't avoid dancing in is...

 

...Play That Funky Music lol


Once, I dreamt I was naked....

 

...and Barney came running after me.

I woke up and...

 

(HAAAAAAAA)

 

...I was hiding in my closet with a bent-out wire hanger, waiting for the big purple bastard.


When I get really stressed, I....