Finish the sentence

[xLONELYx]

Your already home



The end of my shift I can now....

 

[Tdp06]

Start, those pills are doing wonder.

When I read what I read, I'm thinking...

 

[Jane29]

...what I read.

Last Christmas I...

 

[Tdp06]

Gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away

This year you....

 

[Jane29]

... you fed it to the cats.

I took it back and...

 

[JOIJohn]

hung it out on the washing line....

Yesterday my girlfriend made me ........

 

[xLONELYx]

Clean the toilet with my tooth brush


Funny how time goes so quick when your ....

 

[Tdp06]

Play guitare with your dick.

Never understood why...

 

[Jane29]

...sky dive naked.

My most unforgettable moment was when...

 

[Tdp06]

I toke my first breath at my birth, I remember.

If....

 

[Jane29]

... I were a boy, even just for day.

I love to...

 

[Tdp06]

Be a girl, to enjoy shopping.

In my sleep I will...

 

[Jane29]

...dream of rainbows, cakes, pizza, burger, fries ugh much like an orgasm, almost like heaven.

When I wake up I will...

 

[Sexy_420_geek]

...probably be tired, since my 3yo sleeps like crap.

The last time I really smiled was when...

 

[Jane29]

...I saw Barney and sang the "I love you song".

The song that I can't avoid dancing in is...

 

[Sexy_420_geek]

...Play That Funky Music lol


Once, I dreamt I was naked....

 

[Jane29]

...and Barney came running after me.

I woke up and...

 

[Sexy_420_geek]

...and Barney came running after me.

I woke up and...

(HAAAAAAAA)

 

[Sexy_420_geek]

...I was hiding in my closet with a bent-out wire hanger, waiting for the big purple bastard.


When I get really stressed, I....