How goods that hawk twah?
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I take much joy in the fact that at one point in my life, my job title was glaizer. Take that as you will
Idk if i need my face sat on or a break from this place.
All I'm saying is. If your dad can punch two cicada's out mid flight he's cooler than my dad
After 13 hours in the heat yesterday. The only thing that kept me goin was being told, my mustache makes me look sexy when I yell.
I'm already tired of it being hotter than demon dick in a wool condom out.
Brb ima go be disappointed an horny.
Can already tell that id rather slam my dick in a car door, than go to work...
Flirt with me thanks :3
I’m cuter than your average idiot.
The proper term for a female cock block is a twat swat. If you don't agree you probably are a mouth breather thank you.
One of these hump days ill actually hump someone! I hope :3
lol
All I'm saying is if you message me. Do better at your conversational skills, just using lol doesn't go far. LAWL
Someone told me my mullet was peak today. Best compliment I’ve had in a hot minute!
I didnt choose the thug life. Nor life in general but here i am struggling but lookin cute af while doing it.
One of these days someone cute will sit on my face. Please happen soon though cause im dyin here!
i’m great at making things wet. But even better and making sure my car seats are soaked after it rains!
If I flirt as well as I look, well itd be average.
Bout to huck this out the window but realized, its my only fan.... I hate myself for that joke :,) -
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