I came here to finger paint and fuck! and I'm all outta paint
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Ya know the names not just about my mustache!! Or is it?!
Chances are im the cutest fat guy youll ever meet
Could go for a good conversation or something fun! fr tho like send help or tacos
worst part of manscaping is when no ones around to enjoy it :,)
hi baby
It must be sad boi monday! Cause the disconnect is disheartening.
My taste in clothing needs an update. Its just as dark as my coffee. Cant look cute for yall if my outfits bleak like some peoples futures!
Im really good at treating people like theyre human its crazy! I mean unless you steal my cookies then fuck you :3
One of these days Ill get someone to dm me some cute shit. till then ill keep saying stuff about sitting on my face.
Some of y'all need like hooked on phonics or need to learn that auto correct is a thing. Cause god damn
Gonna get some running shorts just to mow my lawn. so the hot neighbors get a show. or the other neighbors look at me weird either is a win
if you’re not singing, she’s the lady by Tom Jones at the top of your lungs you can’t talk to me
if eating mac an cheese was an Olympic sport id be fucking gold medalist js
I really should wear my cowboy hat more...
Just need someone to sit on my face and call me cute. Is that too much to ask for?
Wish people liked me for my sexy sense of humor an cute personality an not just my gorgeously thicc mustache!!
Next person to say im not cute is gettin face fucked..... or ill cry in my cats tummy idk which works better rn -
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