Some people just make me wanna slam my dick in a car door…… Or their sisters probably the ladder of the two.
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I think I make too many jokes about my dick. Then again they grow on ya!
Some people just happen to be more crooked than my dick.....
Just cause you're not tired doesn't mean we're not tired.... of your shit
Probably a better flirt than you think.
If you sat in my lap right now id be okay with it
I’m only here cause no where else would let me stay.
Im feelin extra flirty rn! Better watch out
Its bigger than you think...
Only thing that sucks more than these tornados/warnings are your mom!! And working whilst I’m sick. :,)
Only thing more painful than my sunburn is trying to talk to some of you....
If someone could just send me some cute shit that’d be greeeeat!
I curse the sun at times. When I tan right I look fuckin good. But when I burn though. LOBSTERS AINT GOT SHIT ON MEEEEE!!!!
I feel like messaging someone some cute shit. But like who!?!
I may be the cutest D&D player you'll meet this year
Im the best worst case scenerio.
Play your cards right and you'll find out why itsthicc is my user :3
You’d look a lot sexier on top of me just saying.
Some people must have a case of the "fuck around and find out's" today. Just sayin -
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