Next person to say im not cute is gettin face fucked..... or ill cry in my cats tummy idk which works better rn
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Mango boi
I eat an unhealthy amount of mangos.... explains why im so darn sweet
To whoever thought that a polo shirt was a good option for a uniform. I hope you step on every lego in the millenium falcon 10000 piece set.
With how I’m feeling today I hope some people choke on a Popeyes biscuit and got no drink
Some of y'all make me cringe more than the thought of kicking a wall with a toothpick in my toe nail... fix that plz
I’m more than just a cute face to sit on! I’m have a very BIG…… heart that my doctors are worried about
10/10 wanna talk some people but like yall super hot!! So um hi
People have said my accent an voice are really hot. That mf must've been deaf.
Was told I have a generic alt boy face. idk if i should be happy about that or not....
Its official today marks the Im still old box :') 31 now but still sexay!
You're making me sooo wet
If you could give a crumb of a conversation id be okay. or just sit on my face an tell me im cute either one work :3
Some people really got flaccid personalities....
Chances are my pick up lines are hotter than me. But thats not sayin much :')
Could use more suits.
Im funnier than I look trust me.
Where's the suit. Come on....
Its muh birthday month! I'm excited to do nothing.... -
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