Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs
Stephen King has a son named Joe. I'm not joking, but he is.
I wonder why there are locks on the doors of Seven-Eleven when it says they are open 24/7.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
I ran out of poker chips so used dry fruits for playing instead. People went nuts when they saw me raisin the stakes
Should I have another baby after 35? No, 35 children are enough.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.
Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist? Because you will get Jurasskicked.
What is the difference between a unicorn and a carrot? One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.
The word 'possesses', possesses so many s's, that any one can't assess it without knowing 's', I guess !
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
One bird can't make a pun. But toucan
Someone asked me if trees pooped, I told them, where do you think number 2 pencils came from.
If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
I ate a kids meal at McDonald’s the other day, man was his mom pissed!
I went to the shop to buy 6 cans of Sprite. It's only when I got home I realized I picked 7 up.
I'm not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
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