KingOfDiamonds

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  KingOfDiamonds

• Feb 19, 2025

Do adjacent water fountains recycle the water back and forth to each other? Ever notice when there are TWO water fountains, people will still go one at a time? Or, if 1 person is already drinking and a second person comes, the first person will immediately stop?

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  KingOfDiamonds

• Feb 17, 2025

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  KingOfDiamonds

• Feb 15, 2025

What's the difference between a Woman with PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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  KingOfDiamonds

• Feb 15, 2025

LuluTheLucario, I wasn't flirting with you, bro. LoL
Not into that animal anime anthropomorphic stuff.
Was trying to be encouraging, since you acknowledge you are bothersome.

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  KingOfDiamonds

• Feb 15, 2025

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  KingOfDiamonds

• Feb 15, 2025

Such a shame. Because my words and verbs are so much BIGGER than this.
Nervousness, if you ever heard of this, can trigger a lisp.
Stutter. Stutter. Stutter.
Smooth as butter, melting on a cow udder.
Starving, like "NOW, mother!!"
Or just pound it down, drink down the drain as it goes round and round.
How's that sound?
Red.
The color we paint the town.

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  KingOfDiamonds

• Feb 11, 2025

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  KingOfDiamonds

• Feb 11, 2025

"It's not about how hard you can hit. It's about how hard you can GET hit and keep moving forward."

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  KingOfDiamonds

• Feb 9, 2025

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  KingOfDiamonds

• Feb 7, 2025

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  KingOfDiamonds

• Feb 6, 2025

"There is no diamond without pressure."

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  KingOfDiamonds

• Feb 4, 2025

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  KingOfDiamonds

• Feb 3, 2025

If you're darin' me for clarity, that's a rarity.
Sparingly disparage your porridge to the elderly.
Merrily, if not scarily, the demons daring me to stare at those comparing me.
I need alone time and need to sit down, like... just the chair and me.
Live off charity and laugh at who I was like it was a parody.
Sort my top priorities, if not the THOTs in sororities.

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  KingOfDiamonds

• Feb 3, 2025

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  KingOfDiamonds

• Feb 2, 2025

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  KingOfDiamonds

• Feb 1, 2025

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  KingOfDiamonds

• Feb 1, 2025

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  Heidiwil

• Jan 24, 2025

You made quite the stir a while back!? I almost bit on it but left it to rest, as I choose my words wisely in hopes I'm not "annoying" lol I hope you are good *smooches*

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  KingOfDiamonds

• Jan 24, 2025

I just wanna feed you, fuck you and tell you you're pretty.

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  KingOfDiamonds

• Jan 23, 2025

One good thing about the cold is it makes your balls tight and look full.