perfictspeller

note to future self: it seemed like a good idea at the time, don't judge me

Really pinning my hopes on this upcoming sandwich to redeem the day.

Currently procrasti

By that point my back was starting to hurt, so I suggested she buy a real horse.

Man walks into a bar.

Bartender asks, “What’ll you have?”

“Just a beer,” the man responds. “What’s good here?”

Bartender shrugs, replies, “They’re all good, in my opinion.”

The man scans the offerings on tap, weighing his options. As he opens his mouth to place his order, he pauses, frowns, then freezes completely.

Today I'm blaming headphones for the downfall of civilization

What does a handwritten sign that says "Birdbath Sale" mean, when it appears on the front lawn of a house in a residential neighborhood?

I don't really keep up on the details of grasshopper mating season but I saw a couple of them going at it on the sidewalk during my lunch hour today and I thought "well, good for them"

Hello my Sweet Friend! Welcome to the playground! You will fit in nicely round here.

Happy Wetnesday! *smooches*