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Yes I have lol :) When you want to go that extra mile for him :)..you know the times like when its a hot summer night...And I've got the fridge open and I'm sitting on the floor in front of it letting the coolness and light glimmer over my naked body and calling you :) ...You in a blind fold...Open wide lol :) So yeah I have lol Spice it up :)
*needs to buy a bigger fridge*
 
Ladies - Do you enjoy dirty/filthy talk in the bedroom (either during foreplay or sex)? Why or why not?

No, I don't.

1. It's like having a narrator describing the scene or what the character's about to do, how they're gonna do it and why. It's awkwardly funny. I'd laugh and not even be turned on.

2. Why talk about it when you/we can just do it? Actions speak louder than words. Allowed however are those words that come with triple exclamation marks at the end, e.g. Yes!!! Fuck!!! Please!!! More!!! Again!!! Now!!! <= see the exclamation marks?

3. If there’s going to be talking, that means I'm going to have to do some thinking to process and answer back. I don't want to think during sex. I want my brain disengaged.

4. Sex is all about sensations. All senses on full alert, taking it all in. If I have to give greater sensory real estate to hearing, then it's taking away from all the other senses.
 
No, I don't.

1. It's like having a narrator describing the scene or what the character's about to do, how they're gonna do it and why. It's awkwardly funny. I'd laugh and not even be turned on.

2. Why talk about it when you/we can just do it? Actions speak louder than words. Allowed however are those words that come with triple exclamation marks at the end, e.g. Yes!!! Fuck!!! Please!!! More!!! Again!!! Now!!! <= see the exclamation marks?

3. If there’s going to be talking, that means I'm going to have to do some thinking to process and answer back. I don't want to think during sex. I want my brain disengaged.

4. Sex is all about sensations. All senses on full alert, taking it all in. If I have to give greater sensory real estate to hearing, then it's taking away from all the other senses.
You are like the resident professor of sex...:rolleyes:
 
What was the funniest thing that ever happened during lovemaking?:D

Was having a marathon sex session... I think we were 4-5 hours in. When I say marathon sex session - I'm talking no real breaks, maybe 2-3 minute breathers.

I don't know how he did it. He was a seasoned athlete if that has anything to do with sexual stamina and control. He always stopped just before he was about to cum, and when his cock needed some time off, it was his mouth or fingers.

At this point, I was completely fucked out. All the cumming, squirting, crying (Me being fucked out by a guy is a complete blow to my pride)... Right when he gets ready to cum, he always flips me over fucking my ass while looking at my face.

He starts pumping my ass harder and faster. I'm dying bc my cumming and squirting muscles can't take this extra fervor. He whispers how he's going to eat my pussy after cumming in my ass.

Pretty much delirious, I yell out, "I hope a dinosaur comes in and eats you." (I have no idea where that came from)

He starts laughing while he's cumming. Apparently, it's a kinda strange and painful sensation for a guy to laugh and cum at the exact same time (?). He's making weird faces and motions while laughing and cumming. I'm laughing. We can't stop laughing - both completely out of breath. He actually falls off the edge of the bed, taking the blanket and me with him. We're both lying on the floor, laughing uncontrollably. We both end up falling asleep on the floor.

(I'm not sure if it's funny for a reader, but every time either of us think about it, we start laughing uncontrollably)
 
From a woman, for the women: I often see women here talking about their ‘squirting’ experiences. I’m just curious if there are other women who have never squirted? Like the full gush. My sexual history isn’t lacking, and I don’t feel like I’m missing out on anything. So, I’m just curious! Seems like the norm around here, but not in real life lol.
I have never squirted and I'm totally ok with it. I felt inept for a while until I fully understood it and myself better. I always pee right before sex and even though my bladder starts filling up & it gives me amazing orgasms, I've never just let it all go like that. I used to want to but I'm quite content with how things are currently. If it happens, it happens.
 
I’ve never ‘squirted’ either and to be honest I don’t feel like I’m missing out on some earth shattering phenomena... My orgasms are fucking great and don’t feel like they’re lacking in any way. (and tbh if it is partially wee, then I’m happy to be a non squirter. Lol)
 
Are women more interested in muscles on a man or not?
My first thoughts on the bulky men are... he must spend A LOT of time in the gym, which is less time for all the fun stuff in life. I don't find it unattractive when guys don't have muscles but tbh it's nice when they have muscles in the right places ;) Also, I'm reallllllly not in shape so I feel more comfortable with someone who doesn't have a perfect body either
 
I have never squirted and I'm totally ok with it. I felt inept for a while until I fully understood it and myself better. I always pee right before sex and even though my bladder starts filling up & it gives me amazing orgasms, I've never just let it all go like that. I used to want to but I'm quite content with how things are currently. If it happens, it happens.
I’ve never ‘squirted’ either and to be honest I don’t feel like I’m missing out on some earth shattering phenomena... My orgasms are fucking great and don’t feel like they’re lacking in any way. (and tbh if it is partially wee, then I’m happy to be a non squirter. Lol)
Same. Good to know I’m not alone ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
Are women more interested in muscles on a man or not?
I think you’re asking if we prefer them? For me, it’s an important quality that a man takes care of himself both mentally and physically. But it’s equally important that he can let loose and eat pizza and drink beer and indulge in things that bring balance into our lifestyle. So, muscles aren’t what’s important if there’s balance. Often times a ripped guy is more worried about how pretty he is than how pretty he thinks his girl is, so that doesn’t go over well.
 
Ladies, thank you for answering the questions we post. I enjoy reading the different perspectives on the questions being asked. My next one...

How do you usually flirt with someone? Is it subtle or overt? Does it come naturally to you? Or do you not flirt? I generally am terrible on being able to tell if a woman is flirting with me or not.

Okay I guess that was more than one question. Hope you wonderful ladies don't mind!
 
My first thoughts on the bulky men are... he must spend A LOT of time in the gym, which is less time for all the fun stuff in life. I don't find it unattractive when guys don't have muscles but tbh it's nice when they have muscles in the right places ;) Also, I'm reallllllly not in shape so I feel more comfortable with someone who doesn't have a perfect body either

Thats good to know. Been officially single for 18 months now and was starting to worry haha
 

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