What was the funniest thing that ever happened during lovemaking?
Was having a marathon sex session... I think we were 4-5 hours in. When I say marathon sex session - I'm talking no real breaks, maybe 2-3 minute breathers.
I don't know how he did it. He was a seasoned athlete if that has anything to do with sexual stamina and control. He always stopped just before he was about to cum, and when his cock needed some time off, it was his mouth or fingers.
At this point, I was completely fucked out. All the cumming, squirting, crying (Me being fucked out by a guy is a complete blow to my pride)... Right when he gets ready to cum, he always flips me over fucking my ass while looking at my face.
He starts pumping my ass harder and faster. I'm dying bc my cumming and squirting muscles can't take this extra fervor. He whispers how he's going to eat my pussy after cumming in my ass.
Pretty much delirious, I yell out, "I hope a dinosaur comes in and eats you." (I have no idea where that came from)
He starts laughing while he's cumming. Apparently, it's a kinda strange and painful sensation for a guy to laugh and cum at the exact same time (?). He's making weird faces and motions while laughing and cumming. I'm laughing. We can't stop laughing - both completely out of breath. He actually falls off the edge of the bed, taking the blanket and me with him. We're both lying on the floor, laughing uncontrollably. We both end up falling asleep on the floor.
(I'm not sure if it's funny for a reader, but every time either of us think about it, we start laughing uncontrollably)