Banter Break Up With The User Above You

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FireflyEyes said:
Dear Fildo,
The toys were fun, but I've had enough of the artifice. Sometimes I just want a real cock in my life. Is it too much for a girl to ask for?
I know you will find a new (rubber) lover soon.
Keep it kinky,
Firefly
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Dear @FireflyEyes,
FINE! I am so sorry my collection of dildos was not enough for you. Like I can’t just go find another lover (at my local adult toy store) anytime I want (they’re open 24 hrs a day so there’s that). You weren’t anything special (that’s a lie)! Like I can’t find any girl to use four dildos at one time (rare). See ya around. I don’t need you. (Are you sure you want this?). Well so do I then! Good bye. I’ll be outside your window in the bushes if you need me.

Fildo66

well @Hubby_Home_Alone ... same applies to you except the four dildo part. Unless you can take four then hey ... always open to new things. Lol
 
Fildo (if that's your name)

This use of parentheses (()) has to stop. I may be a mathgeek (not nerd, please) but the constant use of symbology (not literary) is totally (Valley girl voice) overboard.

I think you use it to hide a Lisp (a programming language that, well, uses, many parentheses). So Function() (that's some other language) off because I'm going off on my own, down this lonely road, I'll walk alone. (more singing to annoy you).

Signed
A Focker (who won't meet the parent thesis)
 
Jinxy said:
We need to break up, every time I see your name all I can think is asshole and I can’t go out with an asshole, so we are done bye
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That made me laugh out loud I do the same thing.

Jinxy,
I've tried to make this work, I just can't, this you sleeping when I'm awake, Me sleeping when you are awake, I can't do it anymore.
As the lady says on the weakest link.....GoodBye!
 
@Englishflower I'm sorry but it's time for us to call it a day. It's not you, it's me. I find i can't keep up with your high energy levels and if I try I'll probably end up needing a hip replacement or something. :p
 
What the douche? I use Stewie to wash my Brian of such thoughts. I'm going to Lois my Peter if I try getting giggity with you.

Not going to be Cleveland Brown anymore for you.
 
I just simply cannot cope with those who can't last even two minutes...hasta la vista baby:p
 
lol That's why I'm going to Wizard lol But he said there is no hope for you to last that long lol so ya gotta go lol :) Hit that yellow brick road lol :)
 
My dear Misled

I can't stand this kiss on the cheek anymore.
After all I am a guy and when I see someone so beautiful every day, I can't help it.
I need more than this.

So unfortunately I have to say goodbye

Sascha!)
 
LOLOl Have pipe lol will suck lol ...But yours is a little clogged lolol ...so off with ya then lol :) ..Ps lol the Wizard said to tell you he knows a guy who knows a guy that can clear that right up for ya lol :)
 
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