Banter Break Up With The User Above You

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LOL You just have way too many things jammed in ya pipe for me to handle lol ..I just can't be with someone that doesn't use pipe cleaners the way they were designed to be used lol :) ...Not Laters Babes lol :)
 
lol that must be why the voices inside my head say I can't play with you anymore lol ..sorry lol but Gooey on down that road now lol :)
 
I know a good shrink that can help you with those voices...he' doubles as a ventriloquist on the weekends and only charges half the price...kinda entertaining for him...let me know when he's done helping you...til then...stay sane.
 
lol My shrink says that you're one of the voices in my head lol ...But I got sparkly blue pills now lol ...So over the rainbow ya go lol :)
 
Dear MissLed, I'm sorry. It's you, not me. I did everything right and you did everything wrong. Feel the shame, bye!
 
This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do, my dear Wannabe,
But the time has come for my dreams to be heard.
We can't keep pretending that the sex is going to get better.
There is no improving on perfection.
I'll miss you.
-Firefly
 
My Dearest Mostest Cherished Firefly,
You light up my world on a daily basis and I want to thank you for that
But...(theres always a but)
The time has come today that I must be moving on.
So, What are you doing tomorrow?
:D
 
You mean all this time people see us as an 'item'??? Omigawd!! :eek:
Who started this crazy rumour?
We were just roommates ffs!
I'm moving out!
 
I just have to break up with you.
You know how much I love the reunion sex. So I just break up with you every day :)
 
Break up? You mean we were together?"?? When? Why didn't you or anyone tell me? We didn't even sleep together!
Damn! LOL
 
while you are smart,funny , and handsome
you are missing all the female parts and being a librarian who strips
we'll always have paris though
 
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