Banter Break Up With The User Above You

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Says the one who hogs the bed while at home alone in killer lingerie ... you never wait for me! I can't anymore! What's the point in being with a creative/photographer if you've already got that shit on lock? I know when I'm not needed ... buh bye poser!
 
You spend too much time on your music but you've stopped serenading me.
You spend too much time on your art but you've stopped painting my tits.
You spend too much time on your cooking but you've stopped feeding me.

So I dumped your 13 instruments in a giant vat, tossed your paint brushes in, squeezed all your paint in, and am cooking them all. Enjoy the feast.
 
OMFG!

I . HATE . YOU!

... AND ESPECIALLY YOUR WHOLE FACE!

I bought new edible titty paint at the adult shop just before and was going to surprise you after a few wines tonight, I bought that expensive Scandinavian truffle flavoured shit you love so much and everything!

Well I guess it looks like you'll be fucking yourself and I'll be FINGER painting my own titties tonight by ocean mist scented candle light and posting pics to fcn to make you jealous then attempting to lick it off myself to the slutty sounds of the Spotify album called "TITTY PAINT N FUCK A BITCH" that I specifically made with you and your stinky truffleupagus titsticcles in mind.

That's IT! I'm so writing a song about you and how jealous and psycho you were. Who even takes it out on the art supplies? YOU MONSTER!! I'm burning your favourite limited edition Kendra Lust double ended dildo on the BBQ and watching it melt and fizzle into nothing ... JUST like my love for you and I'm posting those symbolical pics to photo thread too.
 
Dear Pheonixxx,
No longer will I go on pretending that I handle all of you. It's like you have 13 personalities and I never know which one until you verbally slap me with your witty remarks (in front of everyone!). You are never satisfied with sex like you were in the early days. You keep yelling at me during sex to shove things inside of you that I can't even fit in my mouth :eek:I just feel like maybe you should find someone that is more comfortable giving and taking abuse because it's just too much of an emotional strain on me. I can't keep up with you and all your needs.

I'll miss you. I'll miss us.
Xoxo
Lilly
 
Lilly...
You forgot the lube...again. I know you've wanted to try those "things" with me but really, I saw you toss it in the garbage when I walked in. Just because I'm willing to try these things doesnt mean that I want to do it your way. You say you're a switch, and you are, you can flip a switch and cause me immense pain. I didnt mind at first but when I said you could dress up my dick like a porcupine, I mean like put some crappy pipe cleaners on badly and take some pictures, not pierce my skin with 300 needles while I'm tied to the bed with my jeans stuffed into my mouth because I was "waking up the neighbors". I would say I generally look more like a victim of a localized measles outbreak on my junk than a porcupine. But, Good effort for someone who doesnt really sew you sure had a hell of a lot of needles around. Or is that what you meant for "preparing for the night" when you ran out to the store?

I'm sorry I rushed this breakup, you know I usually take time to write these things, but I need to head back to the plastic surgeon, they says it'll just be 18 more visits and I should have 20% functionality again.

Enjoy the pictures, and the memories.

Yours always
Someguy

Ps Please do return my hot glue gun, you didnt really need it, as nothing was glued to me, but the burns on my stomach are healing up rather well!
 
It's time to go Missbred. You're not the good kinda wild and I've tried setting you free but you always find your way back somehow. They're here with the big guys with tasers, tranquilisers, straight jacket and Hannibal lectar hockey mask waiting for you if required. So you can just take the help you need or We can do this the sedated way.
 
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You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years lol Cya then lol :)
 
Colinpullin said:
You change your attitude towards me more than your profile picture I never know where I stand with you so may aswell call it day :( it's over
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Oops, thread; Collin, I'm bloody sick of you flopping it out and Pullin it at every chance you get whether or not we're in public or you have an audience and you just never could get past the fact that wanking IS perfectly fine (BEHIND CLOSED DOORS FFS!) I'm OUT! I can't keep paying bail and you need help beyond what I can stand or provide any longer. Bye now.
 
Don-t-want-to-ain-t-got-to-Can-t-make-me
 
Spanks???...wtf didn't you tell me you liked spanks???...Geeezz:rolleyes:
Never mind. No sense arguing about it.
NEXT !!!
:p
 
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