Banter Break Up With The User Above You

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You keep taking my laundry out of the washer just so you can wash your own clothes. To top it off though, you don't move my wet clothes into the dryer. And you routinely finish the last piece of cake without even offering me some.

We're done.
 
You don't even know how to do laundry correctly. You mix the dark colors with the light ones and you also add bleach to *everything*. Maybe you should bleach your hair too so you can attract something else in there instead of the lice already there. The things I had to put up with you. As Godsmack said, "Now, go away!"

Yours in infection,
Hoe
 
FireflyEyes
I'm sorry, but sadly it's over. I've seen you parade your gorgeous body infront of your window and can only conclude, your having an affair with the window cleaner. Now I get why they are done for free.
Be gentle with his squeegee. ;)
 
Will the dogowar negotiate?
Will the dogowar capitulate?
They sure take and I will give
So I must say bye so I may live.
--Not quite David Gilmour (Pink Floyd)
 
AZhoe love,
The Suess-ian talk and quoting of lyrics was cute, romantic even. But your mouth is so full of other people's words, I never know who is between my legs.
It is almost morning; and I would have thee gone,
Firefly
 
As much as I love watching you, seeing the softness of your skin, the soft warm turn of your breasts, the curve of your sensuous hips. The temptation on your lips, I must bid you farewell. Bob the window cleaner is after payment. Payment he will want from you, not i. :p

Dogo ;)
 
Dear Dogo,
Oh it is for the best to see you go. Bob knows how to keep me squeaky clean. Instead of your sloppy slobbery dog kisses.
Farewell my silver hound,
Firefly
 
Oh Firefly,

you haunted my dreams glowing like a lighthouse for a ship lost at sea, but now your glow is keeping me awake at night - it’s too bright. I need some rest.

but it was hot for a while
Good luck
 
I'm sorry Sasha, I'm leaving you for Köllner...


Ps: this is a terrible, terrible wordplay that only he / Germans will understand :D
 
Dear Sloppy,
I know you get a kick out of it, but spending every weekend driving all over the country to join storage auctions just isn't the kind of thrill seeking I was expecting.
Good luck with it though. Hope you find some gems.
Firefly.
 
My beautiful sporty lady.
You know this is the worst I have ever done.
But I am a couch potato and can't make you happy.
So goodbye

Sascha
 
Quarky,

You not have only lost your charm, you have lost your color. I'm not sure about your spin either. Besides, your Planck Length is no longer "cute" either. I'm going to find an electron. At least they will test negative.
 
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