Banter Break Up With The User Above You

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He was a computer programmer, Azhoe was his name
We met online and it was never the same
We bonded over code and tech
But now it's time to hit the eject

It's time to say goodbye, Azhoe
I can't keep pretending anymore
Our love was just a code, you know
But now it's time to close that door

He was always busy with his work
His laptop was his only perk
I tried to understand his world
But I felt like I was just a placeholder, girl

It's time to say goodbye, Azhoe
I can't keep pretending anymore
Our love was just a code, you know
But now it's time to close that door

He always talked about debugging
And algorithms were his thing
I tried to keep up with his pace
But now it's time to leave that race

It's time to say goodbye, Azhoe
I can't keep pretending anymore
Our love was just a code, you know
But now it's time to close that door

I thought we had something special, Azhoe
But now I see that our love was just a show
I hope you find someone who shares your passion
But for me, it's time to move on and take action

It's time to say goodbye, Azhoe
I can't keep pretending anymore
Our love was just a code, you know
But now it's time to close that door

I wish you the best in your coding career
But for us, it's time to disappear
I'll always remember the times we had
But now it's time to say goodbye, and that's that.

peace out ya'll
 
Although I find you to be one of the most humorous, interesting, and humble men here I'm really sorry, but this can't go on. I've seen the things you do, the videos you've recorded and sent to people. The box, the pillow, the top hat, slow motion even, I know them all. Although, I laughed at first, I was quickly repulsed when I noticed the smiley face shaven into your chest hair. You dyed your beard to draw the eyes away from it, but, it was clear as day the stubble was coming in. I can't imagine the burns it would cause if we ever actually got together. You've tried so many times to convince me you're the only one for me, and you're probably correct. I can't imagine anyone else that would actually put up with the constant compressing, editing, and deleting of the large format videos while you lie naked in the dim light with a cat walking on you. How you've made it this far in life, actually finding dates who rearrange your furniture for you or make you order their food at the restaurant on the first time meeting, I'll never truly understand. What I do realize through these years we've known each other so intimately is that, even if we break up, I'll still always see you when you look in the mirror. Mainly because I look just like you...also you have that picture from 3 decades ago glued to it. Sadly, those days are gone, and so am I. Have a good life some guy...may you find what you're looking for, my hands are far too calloused for any amount of lotion to fix.

Please do keep creating "content" for me though, I must admit, my friends do laugh at you.

I'll always remember you (until next year when I forget everything) someguy.
 
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