Banter Break Up With The User Above You

[BunnyBeeHope]

It's me or Paddington you can't have us both. I found the marmalade sandwich on the bedroom floor.

 

[Deleted member 1437867]

Our relationship has been officially challenged by your collection of quirky socks. Time to flee

 

[Stanthropical]

Wait right here, I'll be right back.

*disappears*

 

[Fildo66]

Don’t even know why we ever thought this would work. You disappear all the time. Then show back up like nothing happened. I know you are seeing Tom on the side. Were through!!

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

I just can't take it anymore. You oil up that ass and the glare keeps blinding me. Last week I walked straight in to a manhole and not your man hole

 

[Fukcster]

I can't take it anymore,
You are a naughty kitty who is too quick for me lol. Always up to mischief and wanting to distract me for playing and stuff.

 

[Deleted member 1476601]

I’m dumping you not because I don’t care, but because explaining your quirks to future therapists is already exhausting me.

 

[Deleted member 1476601]

I’m sorry. Can we get back together?

 

[Fildo66]

I don’t know. You seem to break up with yourself in the mirror every morning and then apologize at night and beg for yourself back. Just bizarre and I can’t deal with this anymore. Oh … I did notice you always wanted to get back with yourself after you ordered a new sex toy and it arrived in the mail. Don’t think I didn’t notice.