Banter Break Up With The User Above You

[BunnyBeeHope]

It's me or Paddington you can't have us both. I found the marmalade sandwich on the bedroom floor.

 

[Deleted member 1437867]

Our relationship has been officially challenged by your collection of quirky socks. Time to flee

 

[Stanthropical]

Wait right here, I'll be right back.

*disappears*

 

[Fildo66]

Don’t even know why we ever thought this would work. You disappear all the time. Then show back up like nothing happened. I know you are seeing Tom on the side. Were through!!

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

I just can't take it anymore. You oil up that ass and the glare keeps blinding me. Last week I walked straight in to a manhole and not your man hole

 

[Fukcster]

I can't take it anymore,
You are a naughty kitty who is too quick for me lol. Always up to mischief and wanting to distract me for playing and stuff.

 

[Deleted member 1476601]

I’m dumping you not because I don’t care, but because explaining your quirks to future therapists is already exhausting me.

 

[Deleted member 1476601]

I’m sorry. Can we get back together?

 

[Fildo66]

I don’t know. You seem to break up with yourself in the mirror every morning and then apologize at night and beg for yourself back. Just bizarre and I can’t deal with this anymore. Oh … I did notice you always wanted to get back with yourself after you ordered a new sex toy and it arrived in the mail. Don’t think I didn’t notice.

 

[Pawg_Snowbunny]

It’s been almost a year and no communication

 

[Stanthropical]

I don't know why you're still here. I thought the hints were pretty clear.

 

[Fildo66]

Why are you still here? I thought we decided we’re through… or you did … that because I couldn’t perform your ultimate sexual fantasy move on you, that we weren’t going to work out. Well go fuck yourself and good luck finding someone to do that!!!!

 

[vanilla_hips]

It’s just boring. You’ve just been lying around for months. With you around, everything just seems colorless. Someone else will entertain me from now on!

 

[Fukcster]

You spray around that delicious gusher, but seem to vanish whenever I am parched.
I'll look for water on my own from now on.

 

[vanilla_hips]

I’ve been watching you chase after all those bitches like a hungry mutt. Go get your water from them and have a nice life!

 

[Fildo66]

Speaking of laying around naked all the time … well, that may have just been in my head. Anyways, why are you always naked?!? Again … sorry. Fantasy. *Deep breath*. Wr are through. Why you ask? No reason at all. See ya!

 

[Lil_wonders]

You only ever come around when I’m out. So what’s even the point. I’m done. Good bye

 

[magical22]

Hey I think you will go around searching for meaningful sex by the way our fun stops here.

 

[Stanthropical]

I'm tired of your disappearing acts. Next time, don't re-appear. In fact, do it now.

 

[Pawg_Snowbunny]

I won’t reappear. In fact I’m going to leave right now to find a black bull to fully satisfy me. I should have never gone back, this phat white ass is meant for bbc.