Banter Break Up With The User Above You

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You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips. And there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips. You're trying hard not to show it.
But baby, baby I know it
You lost that lovin' feelin'
Whoa, that lovin' feelin'
You lost that lovin' feelin'
Now it's gone, gone, gone, woh
....probably givin it to @Flirtinghubby :mad:
So...get outta here.
 
@LilithX

I'm really sorry about this, and I have no idea what I'm thinking, you were the best thing in my life. But, I'm at the point where I can't take it anymore.
I truly love the way you wake me up, I really do, but smashing all the clocks in the house was unacceptable. Beyond that, generally speaking my alarm would not go off 4 times a night, I need some sleep, no matter how enjoyable your version of an alarm is. I'm spent, and hooking up the saline drops intravenously without telling me, went a bit to far.

When I do finally sleep, you are constantly rolling around on the bed, couch, and floor, complaining about how the light isn't perfect, and the shadows are wrong, while the camera clicks away. We end up having to rearrange the furniture multiple times a day, as the position of the sun constantly changes in the sky, to get your perfect lighting.

I'm sore, I'm tired, and as beautiful as you are, I'm not able to keep up with you anymore. I think it's best if we end this, before I die of dehydration.

Oh,the red bull drip was a bad idea, don't subject anyone else to that.

All the best

Someguy
 
Dear @Someguy1323

I'm sorry but your bubbles are just too much for me. It was okay at first but now they just get everywhere and it's ruining everything of mine including me. I'm sorry but I must go but I'll leave you a big bottle of bubble bath so you can cry with your bubbles in the tub.
 
Darla,

You stopped cooking and I'm forced to eat at Taco Hell. Your incessant lack of proper punctuation/grammar is also giving me high blood pressure. We're done, son. Your dog will be tied to the tree in the park and you're ceramic frog collection decided to leap out the window. Later, bruv.

p.s. I hate frogs.
 
It’s over, Stan. You love your garden more than me. I see you out there getting turned on by how many peppers and cucumbers you have. I tried to sabotage you by releasing a family of rats into the garden, but it only caused you to spend more time in it and put stupid Halloween decorations out in September. I’m leaving...but I’ll take a cucumber for the road.
 
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