Banter Break Up With The User Above You

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Dear @CantBeTamed

I've seen your nick beeing shortened to CBT, which stand for Cognitive Behaviour Therapy and which is symptomatic of women always wanting to change men. No! Enough of that! I won't let a woman tame me anymore!!

There is another definition https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=CBT that makes it actualy even worse.

So obviously, I have to stop this relationship.

Slopps


Ps: if I "like" all your nudz, it's only a "fat finger"issue:rolleyes:
 
Dear @Slopps

I’m sorry but we are going to have to break up. I just can’t deal with your hissy fits if even a little bit of my pineapple goes on your side of the pizza.
And don’t even get me started on the amount of towels you go thru.
I will continue to like all your pics but that is only because I am such a nice person.

Jinxy
 
@Jinxy

I remember when I first saw you, and wow is what I said. You're beautiful, smart, funny. I still say wow everytime I see you now, however it's usually because of the trail of crumbs on the floor. You first offered to take me out for churros, and then pizza I believe, I now know why, as you seem to be an eating machine...

I thought the dozens croissants you wanted for breakfast was a joke, but no you are them all, in one sitting Sunday morning. It was really quite astounding, crumbs were flying everywhere, like you dropped a bag of hard cookies into an open blender. I spend more time vacuuming then with you at this point.

And yet I'm still jealous of your figure, I'm unsure if it's all the masturbating, or work, or chasing the kid around, but you definitely still stay fit. However, it leaves little time for me, other than the dinners and desserts, I don't see you much.

And honestly, I still don't know what a chook is, or when you're clucky...or what band Accadacca is. And I'm pretty sure I don't like being called dinky-di, but I'm really not positive on any of this as most of the time I have no idea what you're saying.

I'll always remember the churros...the whip cream....the pastries and the killer koalas. I hope you're ok without me, I've left some carrots on the counter, as you kept on asking me to root, and I'm guessing it was about some vegetables....

Someguy
 
Someguy1323 said:
@Jinxy

I remember when I first saw you, and wow is what I said. You're beautiful, smart, funny. I still say wow everytime I see you now, however it's usually because of the trail of crumbs on the floor. You first offered to take me out for churros, and then pizza I believe, I now know why, as you seem to be an eating machine...

I thought the dozens croissants you wanted for breakfast was a joke, but no you are them all, in one sitting Sunday morning. It was really quite astounding, crumbs were flying everywhere, like you dropped a bag of hard cookies into an open blender. I spend more time vacuuming then with you at this point.

And yet I'm still jealous of your figure, I'm unsure if it's all the masturbating, or work, or chasing the kid around, but you definitely still stay fit. However, it leaves little time for me, other than the dinners and desserts, I don't see you much.

And honestly, I still don't know what a chook is, or when you're clucky...or what band Accadacca is. And I'm pretty sure I don't like being called dinky-di, but I'm really not positive on any of this as most of the time I have no idea what you're saying.

I'll always remember the churros...the whip cream....the pastries and the killer koalas. I hope you're ok without me, I've left some carrots on the counter, as you kept on asking me to root, and I'm guessing it was about some vegetables....

Someguy
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Omg this is brilliant.
 
CantBeTamed said:
Dear @KindaWeird,

It’s with great sadness that I inform you our relationship is over. I’ve been watching your activity here and I’m beginning to notice some red flags...

first, you have been getting a little too cozy with @Jamespa44 and @Someguy1323

second, you keep trying to get me to eat butter

third, you always have a “headache” when I want sexy time but then I catch you liking dick pics in the countdown...

So, my sweet Portuguese love muffin, I must say goodbye to you.

Yours forever ( not really because I’m dumping you),

A

P.S. I’m keeping the dog and renaming him Princess.
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Jezzzus Christ woman XD

You are not taking the dog!!! And i still have an headache so leave me be @Jamespa44 and @Someguy1323 cause they treat me right
 
It was over before it really began Mr Cowboy in the corner, mystery caller. Southern drawler I'm not comin for ya as someone plays the solo from Hotel California!

My spidey senses told me ALL about you and I'm better off without you! Im not allowed to be all about you!

I was right, your flag was white and you weren't willing to stay and fight. It's alright, I know you won't bite me if I'm dressed in something tightly, you can't be writing me on the freakn nightly!

You're a little too easy for me to read, you've got that sleazy, needy booty greed! You're easily teased and not easily pleased! I need more greasy beast and plead to be freed from your squeeze + flee like speeding police on the next breeze, nevertheless you never impress me, that's why dear James, you'll never undress me.

I let the popo arrest me blessed with witness protection, escaped your erection, change direction and start freshly. Set free, the next quest be climbing the best trees.
Here's a hug aaaaand now release, you're dead to me so rest in PEACE!

(Woah that was a bit harsh but I DO love to rhyme!) Haha :p
 
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PheonixxxMonroe said:
You're a little too easy for me to read, you've got that sleazy, needy booty greed! You're easily teased and not easily pleased! I need more greasy beast and plead for release from your squeeze to flee on the next breeze, to be the blessed me, climbing all of the best trees ... PEACE!
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I can't stand that you have a better flow than Eminem.. I just can't... it's over.... Au revoir
 
That's not how this works... that's not how any of this works... the spa people treat me better than you anyways... dont be jealous that my skin is perfection... wait that reminds me... maybe you should go... here take my passes..

Byeeeee
 
Picking your nose while having lunch made me say: Oh, that's it. Good luck with someone who is a potential nose-picker.
 
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